mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

shouldnt:

even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian

nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

(Source: toasternudel)

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

(Source: heteroh)